Mous3D & ‘The Book of Scary Urban Legends’

I protest! I protest against the bad reputation that innocent hood mice like me and my pals get because of all these scary urban legends. And it ain’t just mice! It’s spiders and snakes and our cousins, the rats. Listen here!

• Spiders laying eggs in people’s hairdos or ears or cacti. Where else would they do that? Poor creatures.

• Snakes hiding in gardens, plant pots, blankets, or coats. Obviously, it’s so cosy to be in any of those places!

• Stupid people buying innocent INNOCENT rats thinking they’re small dogs. Unbelievable!

What have we all done to deserve such horrific treatment?